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Loading ...My Dad was calling the car insurance company. The lady asks, who’s policy is this? My dad goes, “I am Yu.” She hangs up.
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
(280 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5) Loading ... (475 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ...Our dad smokes a lot so me and my sisters were trying to slyly convince him to get into some hookah. We thought he knew what we were talking about. He didn’t.
Us: Yeah there’s lots of places downtown where you could get hookah.
Dad: Mmhhmm like on the streets.
Us: Uhh yeah in those lounges.
Dad: But the ones on the corner, they’re so expensive.
Us: Which hookah in the corner?
Dad: Her name is Candy.
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(131 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5) Loading ...Complete with not completely rubbed in SPF 50…for total coverage.
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(270 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...When watching an old video during my dad’s company picnic…
me: hey dad, when was that?
Dad: 1988. You haven’t been born yet.
-pause-
Dad: (turns to brother) You know, you were still a sperm.
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(309 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...Min Joung,
I am forwrding an article about dealing with control freaks.
It may help you understand and deal with your mom.
Dad
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