My dad was once called Comcast and the client services rep asked him to spell his name.
My dad started, trying to be as clear as possible, “G for GOO. U for UHO…”
“U Ho??” The rep was so confused.
I finally had to step in “G for GooD (no silent D), U for U HAUL…”

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