Archive for June 23rd, 2009

Sherlock doesn’t stand a chance

Posted on June 23, 2009 at 02:36am

My dad left for the airport to go overseas this morning. Later, I received this text from him before his connecting flight in LA:

“I m / n, g ^k f GRE”

At first I thought there was something wrong with the text. I called him back immediately and found out that the forward slash meant “up” and he was wishing me luck on the GRE.

“I am up (boarding) now, good luck for GRE”

Filed Under: Stories

First Name (No) Last Name

Posted on June 23, 2009 at 02:33am

I have a friend who’s middle name is “No”, because when her dad was filling out her birth certificate, there was no middle name for her, so that’s what he wrote.

Filed Under: Stories

U Ho!

Posted on June 23, 2009 at 02:30am

My dad was once called Comcast and the client services rep asked him to spell his name.

My dad started, trying to be as clear as possible, “G for GOO. U for UHO…”

“U Ho??” The rep was so confused.

I finally had to step in “G for GooD (no silent D), U for U HAUL…”

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Financially Saavy Buffets

Posted on June 23, 2009 at 02:28am

Dad: buffet bought Suncor!
Me: huh? which one?
Dad: Suncor, you know, the canadian oil sands
Me: yea, I know, but which buffet? Can buffets even buy stock?
Dad: yea, buffet buys stock all the time
Me: Which buffet? Crazy Buffet?
Dad:…er…no, Warren Buffet.
Me: OHHH, you mean Warren BuffeTT. As in Buh-FET, not Bufay

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