While eating at a Red Lobster, my family left our small dog in the car with the windows rolled down slightly. My dad was quiet. He was either anxious about something or he was really focusing on what he was eating. When he finally spoke, he said, “I’m going to the car, okay? What if a lob-es-ter will come and get Cookie.”
What he meant to say was he was afraid a ROBBER would come steal Cookie, our dog.

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