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Loading ...My sister and I were watching TV with my dad, when Spongebob Squarepants comes on.
Dad: This is Squarebob right?
(Laughter from me and my sister)
Dad: No um…Square Pantsbob.
(More laughter)
Dad: Spongesquare?
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(362 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5) Loading ...I forgot my dad’s birthday, so I texted him:
Me: Happy late birthday!!
Dad: No you are fogot my birthday today is 31 th already did mon told you
Me: no i fell asleep yesterday!!
Dad: No excucesed im sad no body remenber my birthday even mom huhuhuhuu
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(204 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...Happy 21th birthday
Don’t drink
Don’t drink and drive
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