My Dad was calling the car insurance company. The lady asks, who’s policy is this? My dad goes, “I am Yu.” She hangs up.
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Our dad smokes a lot so me and my sisters were trying to slyly convince him to get into some hookah. We thought he knew what we were talking about. He didn’t.
Us: Yeah there’s lots of places downtown where you could get hookah.
Dad: Mmhhmm like on the streets.
Us: Uhh yeah in those lounges.
Dad: But the ones on the corner, they’re so expensive.
Us: Which hookah in the corner?
Dad: Her name is Candy.
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When watching an old video during my dad’s company picnic…
me: hey dad, when was that?
Dad: 1988. You haven’t been born yet.
-pause-
Dad: (turns to brother) You know, you were still a sperm.
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Min Joung,
I am forwrding an article about dealing with control freaks.
It may help you understand and deal with your mom.
Dad
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Dad: buffet bought Suncor!
Me: huh? which one?
Dad: Suncor, you know, the canadian oil sands
Me: yea, I know, but which buffet? Can buffets even buy stock?
Dad: yea, buffet buys stock all the time
Me: Which buffet? Crazy Buffet?
Dad:…er…no, Warren Buffet.
Me: OHHH, you mean Warren BuffeTT. As in Buh-FET, not Bufay
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