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Loading ...My dad and I somehow got into the topic of when girls should marry…
Me: I think about 30-ish is still ok
Dad: NO! You tell people you not married after 28, they think, “Oh, this girl no good… she’s pass expiry date!”
Me: Expiry date?!
Dad: I call it death date too
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(288 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...My dad was randomly walking by me, and he said:
Dad: Okay! Big question!
Me: What?
Dad: Who let the dogs out?!?!
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(418 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...This is what my dad wore to my graduation: a nice shirt and tie…and then—his crocs; he just loves his camouflage ones..
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(105 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5) Loading ...We were staying at our vacation home in Tahoe and had guests over. My dad had the perfect way to remind them about bathroom maintenance.
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(195 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5) Loading ...me: dude, i love kelly clarkson’s voice
dad: yeah, only she in american idol got famous
me: no not really. there’s others too
dad: i like david enchilada
me: wait…you mean david archuleta…?
dad: …david arnchulada?
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(168 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5) Loading ...Me, my dad, and my mom are deciding on what to buy our Grandma for a gift. Mom suggests getting her tea as a gift.
Dad: You know how when mom buy me electronics, I never use it?
Me: Yea…
Dad: Well, that because I picky about electronics, kind of like I picky about what beer I get.
Me: Ok…
Dad: Well, we can’t get tea, because tea is like electronics for Grandma.
Mom: …Ok then…
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(538 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5) Loading ...talking about buying a camcorder on gchat
dad: it is very easy even your mom know how to use it. black cost $10 bucks more than white one,look more sharp. which color you prefer? go to amazom.com you can see it.
me: who cares what it looks like…get the cheaper one
dad: that is my son.
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(169 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5) Loading ...via gchat…
dad: morning.are u there?
me: yeah whatup
dad: just make reservation for PALA (casino) this weekend for ‘Men of Playgirl Revue” show for your MOM.
me: lol seriously?
dad: look like chippendale funny show. The main purpose is to get 2 nites stay free. you think i should not let Mom watch?
me: no, that’s fine…
dad: i am not sure it,s fine. may be i just let her watch, i go to play 21.
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(294 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5) Loading ...I texted my dad to tell him that I was going out to lunch and then visiting my old high school since I just got back from college.
Dad: Have fun. Be careful they throw eggs at u, haha!
Dad: Did u call the housing office?
Me: Oops. I forgot.
Dad: U know who is going to throw egg now!
When he came home from work later, he came into my room and threw ping pong balls at me and said, “This time ping pong ball! Next time eggs!”
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