Unhappy 200th belated-birthday to Darwin

May 26, 2009

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After recent holidays, the approval of prop 8, and general boredom, I told my parents that I would no longer go to church on holidays for them. Conversation went as follows:

ME:
I just… I don’t want to go anymore. I only go for you guys. But it’s… it’s just AGAINST my beliefs.
MOM: But you still believe in god, right?!
ME: well… You don’t have to believe in god to be a good person… I’m still me…
DAD: (in roaring angry voice) WHAT?! HOW DO YOU THINK YOU GOT HERE?! SCIENCE?!?

  • http://party-with-us.org/ sandy

    although this got a low rating, i find this amusing. haha

  • nicole

    you're retarded and fucking stupid! stick to what you grew up to learn! darwin's theory of evolution is stupid! sciene doesnt do shit for us! get some common sense! you're so fucked up! this isnt even one bit hilarious. i dont even get why you posted up. as i said. you're fucked up. get a life. and some common sense! YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE SLUTTY HOMO BITCH!!!!!!

  • http://optimistics0ul.blogspot.com/ Carol

    Uh, obviously it was science… lol. I feel you, man.

  • Zara

    Angry much?

    Your inane comment is offensive on so many different levels. Your use of the words “retarded”, “homo”, and “bitch” as insults clearly shows that evolution was not kind to you.

  • kat

    yep and this how christians are supposed to act to others against their beliefs…

    ergh what has science not done for u? do u still live in the old ages and sleep with ur mother/father/cousin/brother/sister.

  • Issie

    Sticking to a set of beliefs based purely on the reason that it was what you grew up with is not intelligent behaviour. Spelling “science” as “sciene” and overusing exclamation marks and capital letters show retardation in your learning of English. Not understanding humour is a sign of your stupidity. Using vulgarities and offensive labels to convey your disapproval? A definite sign of your trashiness and inability to articulate.

    As a lapsed Christian, I actually have my fingers crossed that you do not profess to be a Christian, because your behaviour will definitely give the church a bad name.

  • Kayli

    THIS WAS SO AMUSING!
    Good luck to you buddy. hahaha XD

  • Lin

    lol, id like to give nicoles comment a thumbs up just cause its so hilarious

  • littlexone

    I think it's completely hilarious and nicole if you're a Christian, you definitely just failed as one

  • Lin

    Tolerance is a good thing to learn, nicole. And Science is spelled with two C's.

  • T

    Wow. If my parents got mad at me for thinking that I got here by science, I'd definitely debate them till i get disowned.

  • :|

    Jesus is rolling in his grave. Because he IS, you know, dead.

  • Janet

    I apologize on behalf of Nicole, and beg that you don't paint Christians with the same brush.

    I am a Christian, but I was very disappointed with Prop 8. I'm probably more anti-homophobes than most people because several of my best friends are gay. I believe all people have the right to be married and a right to love whomever they please. If anything, Christianity is not about judgment and self-righteousness; it is about loving your neighbours and enemies.

    I also understand that many young people who have gone to church for their parents have fallen away. It makes me sad, but I know that as one person there isn't much that I can actually do. While I completely agree that church should not be attended for one's parents, I hope that people will find a reason to attend on their own accord.

    I also believe that Genesis and the creation story was not meant to be taken literally, and there are Christians who believe in evolution. The point of the story is not that God literally created us from dirt, but that He let everything happen (be it evolution and big bang if you prefer) because He loved us.

    This is not to say that I agree with all of the comments on this board that were opposed to Nicole. I do believe the one critical point that Jesus is not dead, and that He did rise from the dead after three days…but then again, if I didn't believe that, I wouldn't call myself Christian at all.

    There you have it. A non-crazy Christian.

  • Name

    this has nothing to do with “my dad is a FOB”
    i don't think ignorant fundamentalist christians who talk like a hick from hicksville really have anything to do with the purpose of this site.

  • nanashix916

    that person didnt even give off the impression of being asian, either.

    not that you have to be asian to peruse this site, or anything.

  • Tan

    > sciene doesnt do shit for us!
    > get some common sense!

    > sciene doesnt do shit
    > common sense!

    > sciene
    > sense

  • http://accyee.blogspot.com/ abby

    shut up abt the debate! who gives a shit? anyway this is hilarious!

  • icii

    science is never the solution!
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    LMFAO!!!

  • icii

    science is never the solution!
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    LMFAO!!!

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