Homicidal piercing?

Posted on May 26, 2009 at 10:14pm

scene: trying to get permission from my dad to get a lip piercing

me: heyyy so i wanted to ask you something
dad: yes?
me: i was wondering if i could get a lip piercing…i’ve wanted one for a couple years and i’ve thought about it and i really want one
dad: well…do you want halabujee (grandpa) to see your cow ring face and get seizure and die?

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  • amuffinfarmer
    haha! thats exactly why im not asking my mom if i can have a lip piercing.
  • Peter C.
    Ridiculous sarcasm, death and guilt.. the hallmarks of fob parents.
  • Justin
    Asian guilt - it's how they were raised! And look, they turned out perfectly fine...
  • pandabutt
    When I got my septum pierced, my mother didn't talk to me for a week. And then she said, "No nice Chinese boy will ever want to marry you now!" LOL
  • amuffinfarmer
    nooo! i heard chinese guys treat women nice!
  • What language is halabujee?
    LOL at cow ring face! Didn't know that Dad can make nice comparisons. :D
  • amuffinfarmer
    koreaann,(:
  • azuchee
    korean :)


    btw, that's really cute hahaha! :D
  • my opinion
    I love the guilt trip! I wish I had Asian parents!
  • littlexone
    hahahahaha i loveee korean parents
  • AWickedMemory
    Ahahaha! I've had almost the same conversation with my mom, except she asked if I wanted _her_ to have the seizure and die.
  • LOL! This one also got me real good. HAHAHA. Something my parents would say too. I, too, want a lip piercing.
  • "cow ring face" lol
  • katie
    "Well Dad, when you put it that way...No, I don't want Grandpa to have a seizure and die." :D
  • Melissa
    Hahaha, I asked my mom to get a lip piercing - she blew up, said everyone would think I'm a psycho who is bad in school.

    -___-;;
  • Josephine
    LOL for some weird reason this one just got me real good HAHAH
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