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Loading ...My dad wanted to invite our extended family to our house for dinner, so he texted everyone:
“Come to my house at 7 tonight, I will give you a good fist!”
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009
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(185 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5) Loading ...my dad’s picnic signup sheet said:
paper plates
styrofoam cups
plastic knives
plastic spoons
plastic folks
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(190 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5) Loading ...So, this is technically from my grandpa… but I thought it was so funny and cute! Below is what the card says:
We are so happy that YOU to graduate Master Degree from Teacher Shool of Columbia University with great success and honours!
Grandma gave you $15 to you as we met together in the restaurant – Yum’s Bistro. It was a joke! We hope you forget this matter, otherwise you may reserve this joke in your mind.
My heartiest congratulation again!
With love,
Grandparent.
A. love that they sign it grandparent
B. Grandparents playing pranks? Amazing. I was confused by the $15 as well… as my grandma followed me to the restroom so to not allow my parents to see her give me the money….
C. use of honours… not only FOB but British now as well
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(267 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5) Loading ...My dad sent me this email with the subject line “fruit tray picture i took”:
Annie:
How are things going? I have attched a picture of fruit tray mom made for Joe today. I like the color cpmbination. You may use it for desktop background.
Dode
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(578 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...scene: trying to get permission from my dad to get a lip piercing
me: heyyy so i wanted to ask you something
dad: yes?
me: i was wondering if i could get a lip piercing…i’ve wanted one for a couple years and i’ve thought about it and i really want one
dad: well…do you want halabujee (grandpa) to see your cow ring face and get seizure and die?
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(240 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5) Loading ...I was on the bus ride home from my swim meet. My dad texts me, and asks:
Dad: W a u n?
It took me a while to figure it out.
(where are you now?)
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(302 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5) Loading ...After recent holidays, the approval of prop 8, and general boredom, I told my parents that I would no longer go to church on holidays for them. Conversation went as follows:
ME: I just… I don’t want to go anymore. I only go for you guys. But it’s… it’s just AGAINST my beliefs.
MOM: But you still believe in god, right?!
ME: well… You don’t have to believe in god to be a good person… I’m still me…
DAD: (in roaring angry voice) WHAT?! HOW DO YOU THINK YOU GOT HERE?! SCIENCE?!?
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