One syllable makes a huge difference
Posted on May 13, 2009 at 03:29pm
So recently, one of my sisters friends came over to eat dinner with us. Mum puts two plates of lettuce on the table.
Friend: What’s the difference?
Dad: If you wanna die, you eat dis one. If you dont wanna die, you eat dis one.
Silence.
Me: He means diet.

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