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Loading ...Cheer up, You won’t be missed.
dad
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009
(169 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5) Loading ...via gchat…
dad: morning.are u there?
me: yeah whatup
dad: just make reservation for PALA (casino) this weekend for ‘Men of Playgirl Revue” show for your MOM.
me: lol seriously?
dad: look like chippendale funny show. The main purpose is to get 2 nites stay free. you think i should not let Mom watch?
me: no, that’s fine…
dad: i am not sure it,s fine. may be i just let her watch, i go to play 21.
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(294 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5) Loading ...I texted my dad to tell him that I was going out to lunch and then visiting my old high school since I just got back from college.
Dad: Have fun. Be careful they throw eggs at u, haha!
Dad: Did u call the housing office?
Me: Oops. I forgot.
Dad: U know who is going to throw egg now!
When he came home from work later, he came into my room and threw ping pong balls at me and said, “This time ping pong ball! Next time eggs!”
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(190 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5) Loading ...via email…
me:
FINALLY I HEARD BACK FROM THIS SCHOLARSHIP!
so we get $1000 back! yay!
dad:
Ka-Ching!! :O ;o $v$
(last one being a smiley face with money signs as eyes)
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(381 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...via gchat…
dad: we go to NY from 5/23 to 5/28, i can pick you up after 5/28.
me: okay, if you can’t no worries you can stay longer in NY if you want
dad: no,we miss you we want to pick you up. just kidding,that is tour package, can not stay one minute longer.
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(564 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...So recently, one of my sisters friends came over to eat dinner with us. Mum puts two plates of lettuce on the table.
Friend: What’s the difference?
Dad: If you wanna die, you eat dis one. If you dont wanna die, you eat dis one.
Silence.
Me: He means diet.
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(1,409 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5) Loading ...My dad wanted to make sure he didn’t forget when my baby was due. So he drew a picture on his calendar to remind himself.
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(224 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5) Loading ...I was at work when my dad called and I couldn’t pick up, so I listened to his voicemail. He had asked me if I wanted some steamed chicken fetuses. Later on when I was already home, I checked my messages and found this one:
I have never received a text from my dad, and this was his first one!
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(95 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5) Loading ...Son,
First. is that place in Ecaudor? Some kidnap of Americans happened there and drug crimes are very serious. As I know, US State Dept has issued some warning not to travel some places near Caribean (South America). Doube check that place for your own safety. Second, I hope that your planned trip will not have a negative impact on your work. Having a job is very important now. Third, I hope that you put more effort into finding a girl friend (if this trip would help that).
Take care, Dad
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