Monday, May 4, 2009

PB&J, are you sure?

May 4, 2009

(253 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)

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Upon walking into the kitchen…

Dad: Mark! I’m glad you’re here! Ok. I’ve spread the jelly on this slice of bread. Now what?
Me: You’re halfway there, Dad! Just spread peanut butter on the other slice of bread, put them together, and you’re set!
Dad: Are you sure?
Me: …Yes, Dad.
Dad: Oh ok.

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I was so scare but Mom gave me a popsicle!

May 4, 2009

(286 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)

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Last night,.I told your Mom, I like to leave and go to outside. She said NO. and she treat me so good for last night, She even gave me a popsicle , and very nice to seat beside the sofa. we were so enjoyed with candle light and had a good chat,I was throw the socks everywhere, and your Mom had a nothing to say.it was thunder storm with longer lightning and power shut off about 40min. It was so scared.

Dad

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Chemistry? No, Holy Crap!

May 4, 2009

(176 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)

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So a few days ago, my sister, Mimi, bought a hookah thing, but it was dirty so she left it by the sink today to clean tomorrow. My brother, Thomas, decided to tease my dad.

Thomas: Dad, do you know what this is?
Dad: No, what is it?
Thomas: I don’t know, I’m asking you.
Dad: Hmm… I don’t know. Why?
Thomas: Oh, nothing, it’s Mimi’s. Just wondering cause I don’t know what it is.
Dad: Oh! I think I know what it is. It’s some chemistry thing isn’t it? See, look at it’s shape, the chemicals go in here…(goes on)

At this point, my brother and I are laughing out loud. But he continues…

Thomas: No! It’s something you smoke!
Dad: No way, it can’t be.
Thomas: Yeah, it is, look! You smoke it from here.
Dad: Nah, it’s probably just for science… (on closer inspection) Wait wtf?!?! This is for smoking?!?! Holy crap!

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