I thought “best” meant I couldn’t get any better
Posted on April 30, 2009 at 02:10pm
Dad’s birthday wishes started to sound urgent this year:
Archive for April 30th, 2009
Colonoscopies and more
Posted on April 30, 2009 at 02:06pm
My dad and I were talking about colonoscopies on Skype. In the midst of all seriousness, he suddenly went off topic:
Dad: it is very uncomfrotable
Dad: But can find cancer in the initial stage
Me: oh yeah, i heard it’s painful. i think it’s called a colonoscopy
Dad: any girl show you …hole?
Dad: girl friend
Dad: yes
Dad: any …?
Filed Under: Conversations
Some wine with that swine, Sir?
Posted on April 30, 2009 at 02:04pm
“Have you heard about the wine flu!? It’s already in Mexico, California, and Texas. Don’t drink alcohol.”
Filed Under: Quotes
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