I was driving on the 91 and the hills are covered in flowers:
Dad: wow! so beautiful! what a feast…
Me: what?
Dad: you know… feasting my eyes. what you never heard that?
Me: where did you learn that?
Dad: oh-oh-seven. you know james bond? i watch at uncle’s house. bond says that to women: what a feast for my eyes!
Visually satiated
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