My dad is a pastor so I emailed him this funny quote on sermons…
Me: Hi dad, here’s a funny quote i found regarding sermons.
“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.”
- George Burns
He then replied with…
Dad: Jake,
The secret of a good student is to have a good start and a good graduation, then having the two as close together as possible saving time and money.

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