This was a conversation between my sister and my dad. She was in high school and was talking about getting a car.
Sister: Dad, there’s a kid at my school that has an Escalade.
Dad: Escalade?
Sister: Yeah Escalade.
Dad: …. (stares)
Sister: You know what that is right?
Dad: yeah the thing you go up on…like in airports.
Sister: Dad, that’s an escalator…

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