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Loading ...I was at a Chinese restaurant with my dad today. My chopstick skill is apparently not to my dad’s liking…
Dad: When are you going to learn how to use your chopsticks properly? I’ll teach you.
Me: What, I’m fine. I can pick food up, that’s all that matters.
Dad: It’s like I’m giving you the choice between a Yugo and a Mercedes.
Me: What’s a Yugo?
Dad: It’s a car they made a long time ago, they made a lot of them and then they’d break down because they were bad. You keep driving your Yugo, but I’m offering you a Mercedes.
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