My father and I were on a college road trip when Beyonce’s Single Ladies came on the radio.
Dad: ALL THE SINGLE LANES! ALL THE SINGLE LANES!
Me: What?
Dad: What funny song, sing about single lanes. Look we’re on single lane!
Later that day, my dad took a wrong turn and got stuck near a government building. Two police officers came out to offer help.
Police Officer: Sir, you’re going in the wrong direction.
Dad: I WAS STUCKED!
Police Officer: Just go through those cones up ahead.
Dad: O! SANK U!

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