Being an ass

April 14, 2009

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My dad, brother, and I were watching a movie one night…

Dad: When you say, “move your butt over here,” you actually have two butts, right?  Do you have one butt, or two butts?
Me: One butt.
Dad: But do you have one, or two buttocks?
Me: Two.  We’ve already had this conversation.

  • Lily

    It worries me that you've had this conversation more than once.

  • fizzleboom

    LMAO! xD

  • jing

    The sad thing is that I've actually had this, or a similar conversation (all involving the number of butts a person has), at least three times to date. I guess I have the Chinese language's lack of plurals to thank.

  • Desigirl

    hahahah

  • Desigirl

    hahahah

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