I don’t snort

April 9, 2009

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So my dad and I were finishing up a road trip and we were at the Canada/US border.

Customs Agent: Do you have anything to declare?
Dad: No
Customs Agent: No drugs?  Alcohol?  Firearms?
Dad: We bought lots of coke.  BIG pack of coke.
Customs Agent: Sir?
Me: He means this (I point to the 24-pack of Coke in our back seat)

  • tiny_101

    LOL I can just imagine what the customs agent was thinking, haha! Too funny!

  • alice

    HAHAHA

  • littlexone

    haha oh jesus that must have been a heartstopper for about 30 seconds for that agent

  • fizzleboom

    LMAO!

  • whamburglar

    Yea, my dad only realized what he said about 30 min afterwards. lol

  • K

    My dad is exactly like this, he has no filter sometimes!

    Example: We were in an empty parking lot late at night in the city, waiting for a friend to drop off some DVDs (it was just a convenient location). A police officer pulls up beside us and asks us what we are doing.

    My dad, without hesitating, yells, “DRUG DEAL!”

    And then proceeds to laugh hysterically.

  • whamburglar

    LOL K. i can only imagine the look on the officer's face when he heard that!

  • Stacey

    THAT'S HILLARIOUS! XD

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  • rachel

    ahahahaha what an appropriate time to say that he bought coke lol

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    OMG. Dad almost put his son and himself in hot water. LOL.

  • rebecca

    this happened to my uncle but he said “snakes” instead of “snacks.” when the guy said how many? he replied with “A LOT”

  • rebecca

    this happened to my uncle but he said “snakes” instead of “snacks.” when the guy said how many? he replied with “A LOT”

  • amuffinfarmer

    HAHAHAHA! i almost peed myself reading this…

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