I don’t snort

Posted on April 9, 2009 at 06:45pm

So my dad and I were finishing up a road trip and we were at the Canada/US border.

Customs Agent: Do you have anything to declare?
Dad: No
Customs Agent: No drugs?  Alcohol?  Firearms?
Dad: We bought lots of coke.  BIG pack of coke.
Customs Agent: Sir?
Me: He means this (I point to the 24-pack of Coke in our back seat)

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  • rebecca
    this happened to my uncle but he said "snakes" instead of "snacks." when the guy said how many? he replied with "A LOT"
  • OMG. Dad almost put his son and himself in hot water. LOL.
  • rachel
    ahahahaha what an appropriate time to say that he bought coke lol
  • Stacey
    THAT'S HILLARIOUS! XD
  • K
    My dad is exactly like this, he has no filter sometimes!

    Example: We were in an empty parking lot late at night in the city, waiting for a friend to drop off some DVDs (it was just a convenient location). A police officer pulls up beside us and asks us what we are doing.

    My dad, without hesitating, yells, "DRUG DEAL!"

    And then proceeds to laugh hysterically.
  • whamburglar
    LOL K. i can only imagine the look on the officer's face when he heard that!
  • whamburglar
    Yea, my dad only realized what he said about 30 min afterwards. lol
  • fizzleboom
    LMAO!
  • littlexone
    haha oh jesus that must have been a heartstopper for about 30 seconds for that agent
  • alice
    HAHAHA
  • tiny_101
    LOL I can just imagine what the customs agent was thinking, haha! Too funny!
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