Posted on April 9, 2009 at 06:45pm
So my dad and I were finishing up a road trip and we were at the Canada/US border.
Customs Agent: Do you have anything to declare?
Dad: No
Customs Agent: No drugs? Alcohol? Firearms?
Dad: We bought lots of coke. BIG pack of coke.
Customs Agent: Sir?
Me: He means this (I point to the 24-pack of Coke in our back seat)
Filed Under: Conversations
Posted on April 9, 2009 at 06:42pm
This is an email dialogue between my father and me:
ME: Hello!
DAD: I am fine.
Filed Under: E-mails
Posted on April 9, 2009 at 06:42pm
As my dad was driving, i decided to turn on the radio. The song “Superfreak” by Rick James came on. And in the midst of the chorus, I heard:
Dad: She’s sugar-free, sugar-free. She’s su-gah free-eee
Me: Uh… dad? That’s not how they sing it.
Dad: But it’s about gum.
Filed Under: Conversations
Posted on April 9, 2009 at 06:40pm
At a restaurant….
Waiter: and sir what will you have?
Dad: mezzatuccini
—waiter looking confused—-
Me: pa, did you just make that up?
Dad: no
Me: is it on the menu?
Dad: no
—my whole family including the waiter now confused—
Me: what is that you ordered then?
Dad: you know….. mezzatuccini!
Filed Under: Conversations
Posted on April 9, 2009 at 06:35pm
So I was able to get my dad, myself, my cousin and my aunt all together in a chat room and somehow, the subject turned to how my aunt is still not married. Therefore, my dad offered his opinion on how she might be able to better find a husband.
Dad: I think east winter more severe so come closer easy
Dad: Stella move to NY
Dad: CA. is too hot already. move out ! Don’t touch me
Filed Under: Conversations
(4.92 out of 5) (4.91 out of 5) (4.91 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.90 out of 5) (4.89 out of 5) (4.89 out of 5) (4.89 out of 5) (4.89 out of 5) (4.89 out of 5) (4.89 out of 5) (4.89 out of 5) (4.89 out of 5) (4.89 out of 5) (4.89 out of 5) (4.89 out of 5) (4.89 out of 5) (4.89 out of 5)