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Loading ...Our toilet clogged up and began to spew putrid brown water.
Dad: Hah-nee, you go and call help.
An hour later, the plumber arrived. My dad answered the door.
Dad: [loudly] Ha-llo! You toilet boy?
The plumber left and didn’t come back.
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(102 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5) Loading ...“You know, all the democrats swim downstream and if you try to go upstream, you get club like a seal.”
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(187 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5) Loading ...Since I’m 9 hours away from home, I constantly chat with my Dad through MSN and he always lets me know that he’s there for me.
Dad: IF ANY HELP. PLEASE TEXT , CALL , MSN , EMAIL TO ME ANYTIME 7/24
Me: ok thank you
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(251 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5) Loading ...Dad once e-mailed me a “guideline” or set of criteria that he and Mom created to help me measure against a potential boyfriend.
This is my current thinking, it is not cast in stone. The points system is the guidelines. It might change a little, but not that much.
1) Christian 50 points
2) Same or similar family background in term of social, economic and educational 5 points each
3) Health 10 points
4) Education 5 points for PhD Professional, 3 points for Master, 1 point for BA
5) Personality 10 points
6) 10 points parent’s discretion
Our Passing grade is 85 points, out of 100 points.
85 of 100 is a passing grade? That’s pretty generous, considering that 10 years ago in high school, 95% was “barely an A”.
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