Archive for March 31st, 2009

P.Diddy’s cream puffs

Posted on March 31, 2009 at 07:33am

This has to do with the popular cream puff branch Beard Papa’s

Dad: Wanna go out and get some cream puffs?
Me: Sure, where at?
Dad: Puff Daddy’s.
Me: …you mean – Beard Papa’s?
Dad: Yea, yea, same thing.

Filed Under: Conversations

Take a chill pill

Posted on March 31, 2009 at 07:29am

dad: CHAX MAN. just chax.
me: ..what is chax..?
dad: you know, chilling and relaxing, CHAX. i so hip!

Filed Under: Conversations

Number one, really badly

Posted on March 31, 2009 at 07:28am

While in the car on a long road trip ….

Me: Hey, can we stop somewhere? I have to use the restroom.
Dad: Is it big job or little job?
Me: What?
Dad: Numba won or numba two? You know  …. big job or little job.

Filed Under: Conversations

I’m from space

Posted on March 31, 2009 at 07:26am

A lady came to rent the upstairs apartment and my dad was curious and asked her…

Dad: Are you UFO? Because I am.
Lady: o.O?

What my dad wanted to ask was if she’s a FOB, but used the wrong acronym. In the end the lady left and never called back.

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