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Loading ...This has to do with the popular cream puff branch Beard Papa’s
Dad: Wanna go out and get some cream puffs?
Me: Sure, where at?
Dad: Puff Daddy’s.
Me: …you mean – Beard Papa’s?
Dad: Yea, yea, same thing.
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(454 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5) Loading ...dad: CHAX MAN. just chax.
me: ..what is chax..?
dad: you know, chilling and relaxing, CHAX. i so hip!
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(165 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5) Loading ...While in the car on a long road trip ….
Me: Hey, can we stop somewhere? I have to use the restroom.
Dad: Is it big job or little job?
Me: What?
Dad: Numba won or numba two? You know …. big job or little job.
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(328 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ...A lady came to rent the upstairs apartment and my dad was curious and asked her…
Dad: Are you UFO? Because I am.
Lady: o.O?
What my dad wanted to ask was if she’s a FOB, but used the wrong acronym. In the end the lady left and never called back.
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