I had my girlfriend over for dinner and my mom was cooking Korean seafood pancakes. My dad tried to explain the main ingredient:
Dad: Uh… Big head.. Lots legs..
Me: Huh? What are you trying to tell her dad?
Dad: You know. BIG head. LOOOOOOTS legs. (Making a circle with his finger in the air, and then quickly making zig-zags to draw legs)
Me: You mean octopus?
Dad: Duh. BIG HEAD LOTS LEGS WHAT’S MATTER WITH YOU.

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