Archive for March 18th, 2009

Your step-by-step directions

Posted on March 18, 2009 at 01:35am

Howdy, Daughter,

Happy Birthday to you!

This is your first birthday in China since you left China in 1989. After 20 years, you have become an elegant and intelligent girl who has accomplished a lot in America and then returned to China with great honors. Your hard work and studies has pushed you to a very good position. As your parents, we are very proud of you!

You have 4 more years to get your JD/MBA. Then you will get a decent job and salary, too. After that, we wish you find a new boyfriend and then marry to him. You are smart enough to recognize who is your man to stay with for many years, hopefully for whole life.

Happy Birthday again!!!

Mom and Dad

Filed Under: E-mails

Politically correct

Posted on March 18, 2009 at 01:32am

My dad asked me the dreaded question a while back…

Dad: So, what’s your major?
Me: Environmental Sciences.
Dad: Oh. That good?
Me: Yeah, I like it.
Dad: Ok. And then you’re going to be a lawyer?
Me: Maybe.

A little while later, Mom pulls me aside:
“Tiffany, you need to explain to your father what environmental science is. He’s afraid you’re going to become a recycler or one of those save-the-planet people.”

Filed Under: Conversations

Yeah, major epidemic

Posted on March 18, 2009 at 01:28am

Headline of newspaper: Outbreak of graffiti downtown

Dad, “…Is that a disease?”

Filed Under: Quotes

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