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Loading ...Dad: Eh, Eddie. You know what we say in Iran when your stomach makes a noise.
Me: No dad I don’t know what you say in Iran when your stomach grumbles.
Dad: Well we say; when you are hungry and your stomach makes a noise that it is your big testicle eating your small testicle.
Me: …really? Are you sure? That’s a really strange thing to say…
Dad: *To re-emphasis the point he actions his hands towards his stomach whilst saying* Yes, your big testicle is eating your small testicle.
Me: Dad. Do you mean that that you are so hungry that your big intestine is eating your small intestine?