The birds and the bees…and Secret Victoria.

March 3, 2009

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Dad: Kimson, i have to remind you EVEY time. What is your focus? You want to be pregnant, disgrace family, with 5 kid and no daddy? Your focus is always school. Bring home the A, not the baby. You stay away from boys! they just good to carry heavy “tings” for you.  like textbooks. and fix things. like leaking refrigerator.
Me: WHAT?
Dad: Have you fix drip yet? Ask your mexican friend help you move a little to turn off ice maker. Anyway, i remind you that no sex until marry.
Me: whatever dad.
Dad: And for you that is maybe 30. No boy like you anyway. You need PHD. Bring home the diploma and a nice vietnamese docta. Then we will see.
Me: DAD!!!!!!! OKAYYYYYYY.
Dad: You don’t okay me. Okay for little scrub. You say yes dad. AND DON’T LET ME SEE YOU GO ONTO SECRET VICTORIA on computer! you buy that red sexxciting and boy go crazy! I don’t Like!
Me: oh my god

  • Fay

    this is the part where you're so embarrassed you think you're dead

  • Daniohs

    HILARIOUS

  • http://www.fastflatsale.co.uk Sally @ fast flat sale

    Hahaha funny. Secret Victoria LOL

  • http://www.home2me.blogspot.com Tiff

    AHAHAHA. all the comments were too perfect already =]
    sexxxciting… =P ima use that word now. haha

  • ed

    that had to be the funniest thing ever.. and im sorry ur dad said no boys like u.. parents can be rough

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  • Tasha

    Totally familiar with this. XD Good stuff.

  • zzzyun

    omg this is just too funny for words! i ended up laughing really out loud!! classic!

  • zzzyun

    lol this is just too funny for words! definitely a classic!

  • azuchee

    this sounds a lot like my parents hahaha soo funny! especially the not having sex (or boyfriend) til 30! lol

  • azuchee

    this sounds a lot like my parents hahaha soo funny! especially the not having sex (or boyfriend) til 30! lol

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