Posted on March 31, 2009 at 07:33am
This has to do with the popular cream puff branch Beard Papa’s
Dad: Wanna go out and get some cream puffs?
Me: Sure, where at?
Dad: Puff Daddy’s.
Me: …you mean – Beard Papa’s?
Dad: Yea, yea, same thing.
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Posted on March 31, 2009 at 07:29am
dad: CHAX MAN. just chax.
me: ..what is chax..?
dad: you know, chilling and relaxing, CHAX. i so hip!
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Posted on March 31, 2009 at 07:28am
While in the car on a long road trip ….
Me: Hey, can we stop somewhere? I have to use the restroom.
Dad: Is it big job or little job?
Me: What?
Dad: Numba won or numba two? You know …. big job or little job.
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Posted on March 31, 2009 at 07:26am
A lady came to rent the upstairs apartment and my dad was curious and asked her…
Dad: Are you UFO? Because I am.
Lady: o.O?
What my dad wanted to ask was if she’s a FOB, but used the wrong acronym. In the end the lady left and never called back.
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Posted on March 29, 2009 at 12:55am
A text message from my dad, while I was on a date:
“if u r bord let me know to save u”
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Posted on March 28, 2009 at 04:59pm
I was bored, so I was just looking through the mail i sent out and I came across this email that my dad wrote to my cousins. However, he makes it as if my sister wrote the email.
hello jessy and meshell,
tis is elky. my sis s on a field trip to columbia, ca and will nat bee
back til tomorrow evening. wen she comes back, we’ll rite 2 u ten.
promised!
sea u and bye bye,
elky
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Posted on March 28, 2009 at 04:58pm
An old email from my dad when hands-free driving was enforced…
It’s the time, if you call me and I am not answer the cell phone, it could be I am
driving.
I think I will just put my cell phone into a carry bag, then I won’t bother to thinking
about the calls and it said it’s good not to have a cell phone near your body because
it will hurt your liver when the cell phone ring, so I am going to do that.
Remember the family reunion on July 4th.
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Posted on March 26, 2009 at 09:34pm
So my dad IMed me this morning informing me that he wanted to change phone plans…
Dad: I’m planning to chang phone planns
Dad: At & t is interesting, but I ca bring phone #s but yours. because it is out of State # shit I cannot typing very good this morning
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Posted on March 26, 2009 at 09:32pm
Dad: I don’t care if you fourple it.
Me: Fourple? What?
Dad: You know, double, triple, fourple.
Me: …you mean quadruple?
Dad: No, I mean fourple.
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Posted on March 23, 2009 at 11:55am
I had my girlfriend over for dinner and my mom was cooking Korean seafood pancakes. My dad tried to explain the main ingredient:
Dad: Uh… Big head.. Lots legs..
Me: Huh? What are you trying to tell her dad?
Dad: You know. BIG head. LOOOOOOTS legs. (Making a circle with his finger in the air, and then quickly making zig-zags to draw legs)
Me: You mean octopus?
Dad: Duh. BIG HEAD LOTS LEGS WHAT’S MATTER WITH YOU.
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