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Loading ...This has to do with the popular cream puff branch Beard Papa’s
Dad: Wanna go out and get some cream puffs?
Me: Sure, where at?
Dad: Puff Daddy’s.
Me: …you mean – Beard Papa’s?
Dad: Yea, yea, same thing.
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(454 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5) Loading ...dad: CHAX MAN. just chax.
me: ..what is chax..?
dad: you know, chilling and relaxing, CHAX. i so hip!
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(165 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5) Loading ...While in the car on a long road trip ….
Me: Hey, can we stop somewhere? I have to use the restroom.
Dad: Is it big job or little job?
Me: What?
Dad: Numba won or numba two? You know …. big job or little job.
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(328 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ...A lady came to rent the upstairs apartment and my dad was curious and asked her…
Dad: Are you UFO? Because I am.
Lady: o.O?
What my dad wanted to ask was if she’s a FOB, but used the wrong acronym. In the end the lady left and never called back.
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(441 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...A text message from my dad, while I was on a date:
“if u r bord let me know to save u”
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(112 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5) Loading ...I was bored, so I was just looking through the mail i sent out and I came across this email that my dad wrote to my cousins. However, he makes it as if my sister wrote the email.
hello jessy and meshell,
tis is elky. my sis s on a field trip to columbia, ca and will nat bee
back til tomorrow evening. wen she comes back, we’ll rite 2 u ten.
promised!
sea u and bye bye,
elky
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(77 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5) Loading ...An old email from my dad when hands-free driving was enforced…
It’s the time, if you call me and I am not answer the cell phone, it could be I am
driving.
I think I will just put my cell phone into a carry bag, then I won’t bother to thinking
about the calls and it said it’s good not to have a cell phone near your body because
it will hurt your liver when the cell phone ring, so I am going to do that.
Remember the family reunion on July 4th.
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(157 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5) Loading ...So my dad IMed me this morning informing me that he wanted to change phone plans…
Dad: I’m planning to chang phone planns
Dad: At & t is interesting, but I ca bring phone #s but yours. because it is out of State # shit I cannot typing very good this morning
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(375 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ...Dad: I don’t care if you fourple it.
Me: Fourple? What?
Dad: You know, double, triple, fourple.
Me: …you mean quadruple?
Dad: No, I mean fourple.
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(432 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ...I had my girlfriend over for dinner and my mom was cooking Korean seafood pancakes. My dad tried to explain the main ingredient:
Dad: Uh… Big head.. Lots legs..
Me: Huh? What are you trying to tell her dad?
Dad: You know. BIG head. LOOOOOOTS legs. (Making a circle with his finger in the air, and then quickly making zig-zags to draw legs)
Me: You mean octopus?
Dad: Duh. BIG HEAD LOTS LEGS WHAT’S MATTER WITH YOU.
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