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Dad: I see you have a fool in your house.
Hosts: W..what?!
Dad: You know…a fool. In your backyard!
He was talking about their pool.
Dad: I saw a pimp in the air today!
My friend: A pimp..?
Dad: Yeah, a pimp! It was flying around! (makes hand gestures)
He meant a blimp.