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Loading ...My dad loves all kinds of animal and won’t even kill a roach. We were at an outdoor dog show one weekend. He looked around, played with dogs then said with a big grin on his face:
“Wonder what would happen if I drop a cat in the middle of the field…”
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(157 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5) Loading ...(at a party)
Dad: I see you have a fool in your house.
Hosts: W..what?!
Dad: You know…a fool. In your backyard!
He was talking about their pool.
Dad: I saw a pimp in the air today!
My friend: A pimp..?
Dad: Yeah, a pimp! It was flying around! (makes hand gestures)
He meant a blimp.
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