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Loading ...Our family went to a Chinese seafood restaurant for my little brother’s birthday. My little brother invited his Caucasian friend along as well, so my dad tried his best to keep up with some English. While we were all eating and passing food along, he asked my mom,
“Please pass the kung fu chicken.”
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(277 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5) Loading ...Last summer, when my dad came with me to get my driver’s license renewed, he showed me a company email on his Blackberry. He’s a chemical engineer, so most of his co-workers are scientists.
John to Everyone:
Does anybody happen to have an extra human skull that’s not attached to a body and is currently not in use? Please let me know as soon as possible if you find one.
Thanks,
John
My Dad to John, CC to Everyone:
John,
I think that you will find lots of human skulls lying around that are not in use, but I’m afraid they’re all still attached to our bodies. But I will try keep a lookout for you.
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(436 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ...My dad calls me from the store and asks what I want. I respond “Chips or something crunchy and salty.”
He comes back with ‘Beggin’ Bacon Strips‘.
A popular snack.
For dogs.
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(166 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5) Loading ...me: dad, i need some money.
dad: why!? what now?!
me: well prom is coming up soon…and a bunch of friends and i want to rent a condo at the beach.
dad: …who is going, who are you going to share the condom with. how much is it?
reminds me of this post.
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