A few months ago, in the height of fire season, there were mad wildfires here in Southern California.
Grandpa: You know what started the fires?
Me: It was mostly the Santa Ana Winds and the hot weather, wasn’t it?
Grandpa: No. It was Osama [Bin Laden].
Me: I’m pretty sure it was just the winds, dada…
Grandpa: No. They KNOW about the winds.

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