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Loading ...*dad was hassling my brothers about their potential college picks.
dad: do you know what college J said he was thinking about?
me: no. which one?
dad: dartmouth
me: that’s a good choice
dad: what do you mean good choice?! how am i supposed to tell your grandparents your brother wants to go to “hei jui ba” college??? (literally translated, that means “dark mouth” in chinese).