I wasn’t sure how my parents would cope with their empty nest, with both my brother and I leaving for school this year. Apparently, my mom has taken up Chinese dancing with the other ladies at church, and I got the following email from my dad yesterday:
Mom is intensively to practice her dance. She also enhances her cosmatics – wear fake nail, dancing ear ring and painting face. We will see a new star is born. I think my eyes will get itchy!
-Dad

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