(647 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5)
Loading ...Dad: I fixed the garage door opener today.
Me: I thought you hired someone to fix it.
Dad: I fixed it with money.
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Thursday, January 29, 2009
(647 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ... (427 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5) Loading ...Last year, my family went to the wedding of a family friend who was marrying into a Caucasian family.
In the car on the way up:
Dad: What’s Helen’s husband’s name?
Me: The groom? Chase.
Dad: Cheese?
Me: No, Chaaaase.
Dad: Cheeeeese?
Me: Chaaaase.
Dad: Chaaaeeees?
Me: uh… better.
Later, during the reception, the groom’s younger brother walks by our table:
Dad: What’s Chese’s brother’s name?
Me: Silas.
Dad: What? SA-LA?! What’s with this family? One son called Cheese and the other Salad!
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(157 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5) Loading ...Dad: I just watched a very good movie. You should watch. You like cry-crackers?
Me: …?
Dad: You know! Cry-crackers! Make you cry!
Me: Tear-jerkers?
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(142 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...I wanted to take this summer class in taiwan for this summer, and when i sent an email to my dad about it I typed the date wrong and said it started on july 15, while it really starts on July 5th. My proposed plan was to go to china for a month and then go to taiwan for the class. My hip dad, upon reading the website and seeing the correct date, repliees with this.
Hi yo wutz up Mona!
From the linked web site, the summer class will begin July 5, 2009 and end August 15, 2009. Based on your plan, after your china trip, it is July 15 and the class will pass ten days. I am worry you will fail the class and got grade F. It is too bad and it will impact your application for Hass in next year. Does it? Based on above reasons, my suggestion is to give up your plan and day dream. What is your opinion? Ha Ha Ha!
UR Daddy
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(222 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5) Loading ...My fiance had a tattoo of the Chinese character “to dream” on her back, and my aunts were talking about it, leaving my fiance awkwardly alone with my dad, and he said:
“So…you meet Bruce…dream come true”
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(100 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5) Loading ...I’ve been talking to my dad about going to FIDM to do their post degree option and having them financially support me as I live on my own. But, my mom is in charge of finances so he was giving me some tips of making my proposal. After our conversation I get a text from his that says:
“Stephanie,
Mamy is playing majiang today and she might losing money. So be careful to bring your proposal today. Because she might have a bad mood.
Dad.”
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