So my dad is a typical Asian father who shops at Costco every weekend. He finishes all his shopping one day, and notices there’s something on his receipt that shouldn’t be on there. He was infuriated and stormed up to customer service.
Dad: “Why say drumsticks on my receipt? I buy no drum sticks. I play no music.”
Employee: “Sir, this is drumsticks as in chicken.”
Dad: “Ooooh ok.”

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