My dad and I were having a talk about boys…
Dad: All men want is sex. They just want score. You just a number.
Me: Uh huh, Dad, boys are bad.
Dad: They say anything to get in yo pants.
Me (absentmindedly): really, never knew that.
Dad: You have to listen! I was a man once you know.
Me: …But you’re not anymore?

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