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Loading ...When driving home from the swimming pool one day, we passed by an elderly lady driving a lawn mower.
My dad proceeded to say, “Oh, look at that old lady lawn the mow!”
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
(116 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5) Loading ... (288 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5) Loading ...My dad and I were having a talk about boys…
Dad: All men want is sex. They just want score. You just a number.
Me: Uh huh, Dad, boys are bad.
Dad: They say anything to get in yo pants.
Me (absentmindedly): really, never knew that.
Dad: You have to listen! I was a man once you know.
Me: …But you’re not anymore?
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(130 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5) Loading ...An email in reference to last week’s earthquake:
Do you feel quack?
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