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Loading ...We’re on a plane about to take off. The flight is quiet, full of businessmen and women. As the plane lifts off…
Dad (loudly): “Take it off! Foosh!” (claps his hands and makes flying motion)
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(654 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...after a friend gives me a ride home
Dad: Bye Andy, thank you for riding my daughter.
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(212 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5) Loading ...Me: ?
Dad: ??
Me: ???
Dad: ????
Me: ?????
Dad: ?+5
Me: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Dad: ?+1000
Me: ? x infinity
Dad: ?/ 0
Me: does that work?
Dad: yes ? X infinity = ?/0
Dad: but illegal operation
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(214 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Me: I heard that new Will Smith movie, Seven Pounds, is really good
Sal: Ohh, yea. What is that even about? I see commercials for it, but i still—
Dad (out of nowhere): —must be about baby. Baby weighs seven pounds.
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