An e-mail my father wrote me in response to his birthday gift (A Rutgers University sweatshirt and a CD), plus commentary on my fashion choices/body image:
Hi Babe,
That Rutger sweat shirt is nice. You pick the right size and color. I think you forgot the matching pants (XXL).
Don’t worry about it, you can give it to me on my next birthday.
You got me worried about your dress you were wearing yesterday. I thought you were pregnant.
If your not, your dress really look great on you.
THANKS FOR THE SWEAT SHIRT AND FOR THE MUSIC CD.
LOVEDAD

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