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The other day at dinner my dad realized that we had forgotten to send a card to a neighbor that moved away a few years ago. The neighbors had a daughter named Tina that used to be my good friend.
Dad: Oh now it’s too late to send them a card. Can you find Tina on yourspace and send her Merry Christmas message?
Me: Uh.. Dad it’s not yourspace. It’s My .. (before I could finish, my dad interrupts)
Dad: Oh yes Oh yes I know. It’s myface, myface. You young generation think we old generation don’t know anything about social networking. You know your daddy is not idiot.
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Me: Hey Dad, want some black tea?
Dad: Oh, it’s from Africa huh?
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My dad has been trying to improve his English from books that he picked up
in Korea. My parents were going to stay at my sister’s (Young) house and
emailed my brother-in-law to get the address. Dad ends the email with this
line:
“We know there is not room to swing a cat in your small apartment, but we
will enjoy it because it is the sweetest nest for you and young.”
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Dad, at dinner: “Where are the smacked potatoes?”
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I went home to visit my family yesterday and found the house empty and a note left on the fridge for my dad from my sister. My dad is afraid of germs and uncooked foods and has on several ocassions (despite all of our protests) cooked salad greens and served it up for dinner. My sister’s note is in black my dad wrote his response in red. When I asked him what the squiggly lines were on the top of the note, he said he was trying to draw a person, but ran out of room.
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At dinner…
Dad (in Cantonese): I work like an ox. You know what that saying means? Cattle always work hard and they deserve their meal. I have to have a good meal or I can’t work.
Sister: We know what you mean, bu—
Dad: Because Daddy is cow. …Cow that eats rice. I am special cow.
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I use Wacom Tablet on Photoshop a lot, like I uss last night for my Photography project 4, we are doing multiple shots, so I shooting the transformer the bumbo bee, and I show teacher, teacher said it’s ok but it’s will be boring when you want to put the text… and I should some how make it interesting… So, I did, I use photoshop liquify tool to change the car to wired shape, and down load a nude girl picture from internet, of course, I use WACOM tablet pen tool paint the 2 black strike line like the car has on the girl body, and finally, I draw the girl face with Transformer metal face, HA HA, I think that will be fun for the bumbo able to transfer from machine to sexy girl….
PS. What I try to say its that I also use Wacom Tablet on my work and projects.
Daddy
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We’re on a plane about to take off. The flight is quiet, full of businessmen and women. As the plane lifts off…
Dad (loudly): “Take it off! Foosh!” (claps his hands and makes flying motion)
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after a friend gives me a ride home
Dad: Bye Andy, thank you for riding my daughter.
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