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Posted on November 26, 2008 at 04:05pm

Watching American Music Awards, Jimmy Kimmel is hosting, introduces award presenters Paris Hilton and T-Pain:

Me: Hahaha, nice hat! I love T-pain!
Dad (In Chinglish): Ooooh! Is that the Black Eyed Peas guy?!
Me: Nah, Pops, you’re thinking about will.i.am.
Dad: Eh, these hip-hop guys all look the same…
Mom (In Chinese): What a stupid comment! Son, yell at him for racism!
Dad: He’s dressed like a pimp. Who is that, his ho?
Me: No, that’s Paris Hilton.
Dad: Oh, not just his ho — everyone’s ho! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Tags: black people, music, paris hilton, pop culture, tv

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Starving Artist

Hahahaha "son yell at him for racism"... and in Chinese, too!

Dollie

oh wow that is so genius

orange

Your dad = pro!!

Jinky

LMAO the rare but very real dad burnnn

Omok

Lol oh wow. xD

Anon

OMGawsh, he's so cool!

deux02

WOW... when a 50YO fob knows your a ho, you better stop trickin..

Loey

OH SNAP!

Jon

LMFAO!!! literally loled

Alan

THAT'S MY DAD!!! =D

Jing

lol touche!

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