Dead bunny

mmmm… delicious.

When we moved to the U.S. from Canada, we had to figure out what to do with our two rabbits. My mom seriously would have cooked and eaten them had I begged her not to. Oyyy

I laughed out loud at this one. Totally something my Dad would say …

Wow.

Typical. True mark of an Asian family is the lack of discrepancy between what is a pet and what is food.

OMG thats so SADDD

haahahhaahahahaha

OMG this is soooo funny but so awful at the same time :D

i remember my dad told me he used to have pet chickens, which he loved. then one day his mom told him she couldnt find them any more, and that night there was chicken for dinner x]

uhh, more like a discrepancy between cultures.

HAHAHAHAHAHA OHMYGGGG. HAHAHA SO FUNNY. OHMYGOODNESS.

OMG HAHA what a way to get back at the bunny! :b

haha I guess that's pretty typical. My dad's like, “In Taiwan we raised chickens. They're very fun to play with and they tasted good too.” >-<

This one cracks me up, especially because it's something my dad would totally say. When I was younger and one of my pet fishes died, I was in tears. My dad said to me in Chinese, “We can cook him up for dinner. Then he'll be with you until you forever. Well, actually, until you have to use the bathroom.” I started bawling.

It's the MATTER OF FACT notifying of his daughters, as if he roasts bunnies every day, that KILLS ME

all ur mama's r so friggin fob dat they cant even order themeselves a glass of water!! OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and yes im not asian :p

I just threatened my mean bunny with this. mmmm roast bunny

Oh god. Ahahahahahahaha.

I'm laughing at how horrible that is, and yet I'm curious as to how it'd taste :

tastes like chicken.

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Hahaha I live in NJ, where Canadian Geese reign supreme. It's not uncommon to be driving with my parents and hear them remark how fat and delicious those geese look, and how they're everywhere but no one's eating them.

okay this one made me laugh forever

ha ha ha he made a good funny!

My grandfather did this with 15 rabbits. None of them were biters, I think he was just tired of them…

Hahha. :P So funny, yet so sad at the same time.

Best of all, pet chickens really do taste awesome. I'm glad it was a family friend's chicken that my dad cooked up, but their son wasn't so happy about that.

my uncle was slightly less… culinary about my cousins' bunny–he took it to a mountain and let it go… i can only hope it died a swift and painless death
on the other hand, there's an island near my house that's solely populated by wild ducks and chickens and my dad always comments on how tasty they would be when we drive by… and trips to the zoo were always fun XD

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Well, a lot of our parents were born during wartimes or after, when food was scarce, and they didn't have the luxury to make such distinctions between pet and food–it's different growing up here where people can afford to pamper pets. Just saying.

hahahah this is EMILY WANG isn't it?? omgggg rofl. =D

why so judgemental? they're still animals.
we're still animals.

I read that rabbit used to be sold with one foot on so that people could tell that the butcher wasn't selling them cat.

Because cat apparently tastes just like rabbit.

Typical. True mark of a racist asshole is the lack of discrepancy between overgeneralization and actual behavior.

yeah this is emily! who are you??

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HAHAHAH. hi jasmine!!! :)

WOWWW. im so sad. i love bunnies. but at the same time this is so amazingly asian. my brother would cry. id just be like wow. how typical of a failure.

LMFAO. This is exactly what my dad would say. He would always tell my cousin that he was gonna BBQ their dog whenever she came over. xD

lmao I discovered this site about a year ago and this became my ultimate favorite. It always makes me laugh!

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hahaha! my cousins got a dog. and their mom wanted to name him dog soup in korean…

AWWWW thats sad :(
Was he joking or serous? haha :)

We named our dog Kori B (Korean BBQ). When we got her my dad said “just in case we go hungry…”

This kind of reminds me of the time Wanda Barzee and Brian David Mitchell killed their childrens' pet bunny and served him up for supper.

LOL we stayed at this seaside beach for Christmas where there are heaps of pelicans. Our fobby relatives came over and were asking 'Would a pelican be tasty? How much meat do they have?'

Amy is probably asian and is also probably NOT racist against asians. You need to go pick up a sense of humor and just chill out!

Whenever my rabbit made a mess, my dad would grab a french cook book off the shelf and tell me:

“Pom (my name is Pam), recipe for rabbit stew is 8 legs! We need one more rabbit!”

All Asian parents want to eat your pet at one point. my dad wanted to BBQ my hamster rotisserie style…

i'm sorry 4 d late ,so what's up

Poor rabbit :( stupid fobby aº killing rabbits yo think yo so tuff huh >:(

for you, and for all others who are wondering – my dad was just kidding. calm down.

ditto to your comment: pigeons in Boston, but i vomited a little when I heard them say it. pigeons in boston are like rats of the sky

Your dad is hilarious!!!!!!

Our dog was begging for hand-outs at a BBQ at our house.  One of my wife’s colleagues got down face-to-face with our dog and said, “I will not feed you.  Where I come from, you ARE food!”

ROFL

emily, your dad may have been joking. but my neighbor’s grandma wasn’t. my neighbor was crying for a good day afterwards 

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