Dead bunny

Posted on November 16, 2008 at 12:36am

Hello Emily and Grace,

Some thing terribly happened.  Our bunny bit me when I tried to clean his
cage this morning.  Yes, he bit me, to the blood on my wrist.
I will save some roast bunny for you when you come home.

Daddy

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  • Kaatthhyy
    All Asian parents want to eat your pet at one point. my dad wanted to BBQ my hamster rotisserie style...
  • Pam
    Whenever my rabbit made a mess, my dad would grab a french cook book off the shelf and tell me:

    "Pom (my name is Pam), recipe for rabbit stew is 8 legs! We need one more rabbit!"
  • pearllovestop
    LOL we stayed at this seaside beach for Christmas where there are heaps of pelicans. Our fobby relatives came over and were asking 'Would a pelican be tasty? How much meat do they have?'
  • This kind of reminds me of the time Wanda Barzee and Brian David Mitchell killed their childrens' pet bunny and served him up for supper.
  • KirstenKwon
    We named our dog Kori B (Korean BBQ). When we got her my dad said "just in case we go hungry..."
  • Dana
    AWWWW thats sad :(
    Was he joking or serous? haha :)
  • amuffinfarmer
    hahaha! my cousins got a dog. and their mom wanted to name him dog soup in korean...
  • Len
    lmao I discovered this site about a year ago and this became my ultimate favorite. It always makes me laugh!
  • Mandy
    LMFAO. This is exactly what my dad would say. He would always tell my cousin that he was gonna BBQ their dog whenever she came over. xD
  • angellaa
    WOWWW. im so sad. i love bunnies. but at the same time this is so amazingly asian. my brother would cry. id just be like wow. how typical of a failure.
  • jazzyjazz
    hahahah this is EMILY WANG isn't it?? omgggg rofl. =D
  • Emily
    yeah this is emily! who are you??
  • jazzyjazz
    jasmine =) op ed!
  • Alexnder
    i'm sorry 4 d late ,so what's up
  • Emily
    HAHAHAH. hi jasmine!!! :)
  • Starving Artist
    Well, a lot of our parents were born during wartimes or after, when food was scarce, and they didn't have the luxury to make such distinctions between pet and food--it's different growing up here where people can afford to pamper pets. Just saying.
  • Leslie
    my uncle was slightly less... culinary about my cousins' bunny--he took it to a mountain and let it go... i can only hope it died a swift and painless death
    on the other hand, there's an island near my house that's solely populated by wild ducks and chickens and my dad always comments on how tasty they would be when we drive by... and trips to the zoo were always fun XD
  • Leslie
    Best of all, pet chickens really do taste awesome. I'm glad it was a family friend's chicken that my dad cooked up, but their son wasn't so happy about that.
  • zoee
    Hahha. :P So funny, yet so sad at the same time.
  • nikshoe
    My grandfather did this with 15 rabbits. None of them were biters, I think he was just tired of them...
  • my opinion
    ha ha ha he made a good funny!
  • Daniel
    okay this one made me laugh forever
  • Jing
    Hahaha I live in NJ, where Canadian Geese reign supreme. It's not uncommon to be driving with my parents and hear them remark how fat and delicious those geese look, and how they're everywhere but no one's eating them.
  • Zerrif
    Oh god. Ahahahahahahaha.

    I'm laughing at how horrible that is, and yet I'm curious as to how it'd taste :\
  • c.h.
    tastes like chicken.
  • renagade676
    I read that rabbit used to be sold with one foot on so that people could tell that the butcher wasn't selling them cat.

    Because cat apparently tastes just like rabbit.
  • bunnies
    I just threatened my mean bunny with this. mmmm roast bunny
  • Jasmine
    It's the MATTER OF FACT notifying of his daughters, as if he roasts bunnies every day, that KILLS ME
  • This one cracks me up, especially because it's something my dad would totally say. When I was younger and one of my pet fishes died, I was in tears. My dad said to me in Chinese, "We can cook him up for dinner. Then he'll be with you until you forever. Well, actually, until you have to use the bathroom." I started bawling.
  • Breena
    haha I guess that's pretty typical. My dad's like, "In Taiwan we raised chickens. They're very fun to play with and they tasted good too." >-<
  • OMG HAHA what a way to get back at the bunny! :b
  • Chern
    HAHAHAHAHAHA OHMYGGGG. HAHAHA SO FUNNY. OHMYGOODNESS.
  • Christine Cheng
    i remember my dad told me he used to have pet chickens, which he loved. then one day his mom told him she couldnt find them any more, and that night there was chicken for dinner x]
  • Joanna
    OMG this is soooo funny but so awful at the same time :D
  • B
    haahahhaahahahaha
  • cathy
    OMG thats so SADDD
  • Amy
    Typical. True mark of an Asian family is the lack of discrepancy between what is a pet and what is food.
  • bh
    Typical. True mark of a racist asshole is the lack of discrepancy between overgeneralization and actual behavior.
  • Quan
    Amy is probably asian and is also probably NOT racist against asians. You need to go pick up a sense of humor and just chill out!
  • guocks
    why so judgemental? they're still animals.
    we're still animals.
  • asdf
    uhh, more like a discrepancy between cultures.
  • Wow.
  • hikarenlee
    I laughed out loud at this one. Totally something my Dad would say ...
  • Lisa
    When we moved to the U.S. from Canada, we had to figure out what to do with our two rabbits. My mom seriously would have cooked and eaten them had I begged her not to. Oyyy
  • Bryan Han
    mmmm... delicious.
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