Pet racism
Posted on November 11, 2008 at 11:01pm
Me: How do you get rid of mice, Dad?
Dad: Get a cat. But don’t get an lazy American fatty cat. Get a hungry Chinese cat.
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Archive for November 11th, 2008
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