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Loading ...Me: Happy birthday Dad!
Dad: Thank you.
Me: What did —
Dad: T-Mobile have no more minutes, call me tonight when it’s free. [hangs up]
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Monday, November 3, 2008
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(58 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...[Note from reader Cathy: I've been driving for over six years and know quite well what to do on the turnpike.]
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(324 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5) Loading ...I think you are very pretty now. Just don’t get any fatter? I see you eating alot lately. Daddy little girl not so little anymore :)
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(44 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5) Loading ...Life is sometimes like a Jeffardy (TV program mom is watching now) turns upside down to get a big awards. Most important thing is,do not disappointed, don’t give up, like President Lincoln. Someday you will get rewarded. Wait and ready for that day which will coming someday in the future.
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(183 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...[On a family vacation at Yellowstone park, and we are circling around a huge monument.]
Dad: Hey, give me the microwave.
Me: ??
Dad: [points to the binoculars on my neck] Microwave.
Me: What. [holds up binoculars] You mean binoculars?
Dad: ??
Mom: HAHAHAH
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