Dad: hello
Me: hi dad
Dad: have u check up on newbie?
Me: dont call her a newbie.. thats pretty mean [asking me to check up on my cousin]
Dad: is that reight
Dad: ok thx
Dad: then what do i cal new col.lege kid?
Dad: frost?
Me: frosh, dad. FROSH.
Dad: hi. pretty close. score 4 out of 5. 80% not bad lol

(113 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)