Thursday, October 30, 2008

E-touching

October 30, 2008

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Dad: I got an e-mail from someone. He said, “Joseph, just wanted to touch base with you.” What does that mean, touch base with you?
Me: I think he wanted to give you an update on something, or confirm and make sure that you guys are on the same page.
Dad: Oh. So how would i use that in a sentence…”Hi John, i just want to touch with you?”
Me: What?! Don’t ever say that to him!
Dad (thinking about what he just said): …OH! NONONONO!!!

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Check on the newbie

October 30, 2008

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Dad: hello

Me: hi dad

Dad: have u check up on newbie?

Me: dont call her a newbie.. thats pretty mean [asking me to check up on my cousin]

Dad: is that reight

Dad: ok thx

Dad: then what do i cal new col.lege kid?

Dad: frost?

Me: frosh, dad. FROSH.

Dad: hi. pretty close. score 4 out of 5. 80% not bad lol

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