Dad: I got an e-mail from someone. He said, “Joseph, just wanted to touch base with you.” What does that mean, touch base with you?
Me: I think he wanted to give you an update on something, or confirm and make sure that you guys are on the same page.
Dad: Oh. So how would i use that in a sentence…”Hi John, i just want to touch with you?”
Me: What?! Don’t ever say that to him!
Dad (thinking about what he just said): …OH! NONONONO!!!
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