Wednesday, October 29, 2008

More nervous than the bride.

October 29, 2008

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http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=3710199&l=4418225

Jessica:
This video clip didn’t tell us what happened next.
May be

  1. Wedding called off
  2. Bride goes back to the changing room, take a bath, put on new make-up, blow dry the wedding gown, and guest wai there for 1 – 2 hours
  3. Bride got out of the pool, go back and finish the ceremony, with water still dripping. 2 minutes later, ring put on, bride kissed and bride go back to changing room, put on reception cloth.
  4. Bride beat up the best man, may be groom too, wedding guest applaud this action. 10 minutes later, bride will pick option 1,2 or 3.

Jessica, What will you do if this happened to you. Your wedding place does not have a pool, you may be safe, don’t have to consider a water-proof wedding gown. But something may happen, like before you cut the cake, a kid running around, hit the table, and the cake fall to your wedding gown, what will you do?  If you prepare all the possibilities, you will be able the handle the situation smoothly.

What happened if suddenly it rained, what happened if a bird poop on your head, what happened if some guest suddenly fainted…..

Dad

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At the drive thru

October 29, 2008

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Dad: Hello? Can I have 12 pc bucket of THIGS?
Server: THIGS sir?
Mom: It’s thighs, Dad!
Dad: Oh, thighs!

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Dear Kevin,

Happy birthday! Buy yourself a birthday present.

Dad

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A kitty ban

October 29, 2008

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From: Lydia
To: [Dad]
Subject: Kitten

Would mom kill me if i got a cat?

From: [Dad]
Subject: RE: Kitten
To: Lydia

She will kill both. Don’t even think about it. Until you are married and settled down. The cat will chew up your clothes etc when you are not in, and their urine stinks.

Thanks & Regards,

Dad

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Squid parts

October 29, 2008

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[Dad, while watching the Discovery Channel on the giant squid]
Wow. Those are some giant testicles.

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