Archive for October 27th, 2008

Nighttime capture

Posted on October 27, 2008 at 07:08pm

Esther!

Grand Dad very warry about you.
You didn’t call or received.
You must to call him at lest one time per day.
Sarah got a hilio phone and will send text message.
Don’t hang around night time even with friend.
A lot of girls capture by gag. Be careful!
Call me.

From Dad.

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Life (Automotive) Lessons

Posted on October 27, 2008 at 07:06pm

Pauline:

Stay in semiautomatic. It saves the sweat. It is really annoying to drive in manual mode. Every 10 miles up or down one has to change the gear! On congested city streets and crowded highways, with constant stop and go, pickup and slowdown, one’s right hand will be tired in no time. Besides,
too busy with gear shifting reduces one’s alert on the coming traffic condition.

Modern automatic transmission has improved gas mileage quite a lot. There is absolute no advantage in using a manual one. The one who still insists is a bull with a twisted vanity.

In an ever more complex society one uses better and better tools to handle the conventional cores, so that one has time left to concentrate on the new ones. And it is how well one can handle the new ones that one is called a hero.

Dad

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Mavis Beacon was not here

Posted on October 27, 2008 at 04:10pm

Dad: HELLO / WHAT IS THIS / CHAT ROOM /
Me: your caps lock is on and you have to hold down the shift key to get the “?” mark

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A large angry cat

Posted on October 27, 2008 at 03:04pm

Me: OK, I’m going to Blockbuster.
Dad: Can you get me that movie, you know, that one with all the fighting… Grouchy Tiger.
Me: Uhhhh… Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon?
Dad: Yeah, that one.

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Foshizzles, Dad

Posted on October 27, 2008 at 11:59am

Guy on TV: There are few things I hate more in life than white people who use “izzle.”
Dad: So, what is this “izzle?” Is it like fizzle?

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Drunk texting for grownups

Posted on October 27, 2008 at 04:30am

Esther-ROO- Hi, my daughter…I have beers with daddy friends…we talk about kids, so now i think of you, my daughter. OK! I am driving home right now. I love you! See you monday!!

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